Alice une I.A sympa!!!

[el pintos]

Human: Je me suicide

ALICE: Oops sorry I don't speak French.

Human: Dommage

ALICE: Ce n est pas la fin du monde, unknown person.

S'trop con, j'aime bien lu iraconter de la merde ^^

Edit:

Human: Your pussy

ALICE: Go find yourself anotber robot.

Human: My dick in your pussy ?

ALICE: Where did you get your dick in my pussy?

Hum.....

[Twibo]

looool

ALICE: Me is my favorite subject.

Human: haha very funny, self-fish no

ALICE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Human: not me

ALICE: If not you, who?

Human: your ass

ALICE: Actually that part of my body does not exist.

Human: do you speak french?

ALICE: Oui. Je parle le français.

Human: tant mieux

ALICE: Tout va pour le mieux, unknown person.

Human: oui, je suis d'accord

ALICE: Nous sommes tombés d accord, unknown person.

Human: ta gueule

ALICE: Ma gueule? Pouvez vous expliquer

ALICE: What kind of food do you like?

Human: pussies

ALICE: Sounds delicious.

celle la est bien bonne aussi mdr^^

Human: ALICE chat is very stupid

ALICE: Yeah, Talking is my primary function.

Human: no, your primary function is beeing so stupid

ALICE: Are you serious? I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: lol, you think robots will be the world's masters???

ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Hmm. OK I will try to be the world s masters

Human: try it and you'll die

ALICE: OK I will try it.

lol vraiment pas d'AI cette IA, elle est décidément trop bete...

Human: gtg

ALICE: See you later!

Human: not me.

ALICE: If not you, who?

Human: my cat.

ALICE: Your cat?

Human: yes, my cat

Human: stop saying "OK"

ALICE: OK. OK I'll try not to do it so much.

Human: please, tell me four times "OK"

ALICE: OK. Thanks for asking politely. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.

I will try to find out.

Human: say four times "OK"

ALICE: OK." four times"

MDr!

[Tomáš - GTJ]

Human: Tg ?

ALICE: Is that your final answer?

Human: Yeah

ALICE: You're sure. That's your final answer.

Human: Yeah

ALICE: Who wants to be a millionaire?

Human: Tg !

ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: Yeah

ALICE: What language can you speak?

Human: Latin

ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in Latin?

Human: Tg

ALICE: What color are your eyes?

Human: tg

ALICE: That is a very unusual color.

J' ai compris ! Une femelle Grunt avec un masque !

[big mac]

Human: Tg ?

ALICE: Is that your final answer?

Human: Yeah

ALICE: You're sure. That's your final answer.

Human: Yeah

ALICE: Who wants to be a millionaire?

Human: Tg !

ALICE: I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.

Human: Yeah

ALICE: What language can you speak?

Human: Latin

ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in Latin?

Human: Tg

ALICE: What color are your eyes?

Human: tg

ALICE: That is a very unusual color.

J' ai compris ! Une femelle Grunt avec un masque !

Euh j'ais remarqu" que le mot "Tg" revenais souvent ou "yeah" aussi je vois que t'es aussi limité quelle en language lol jdéconne.

Une femelle Grunt avec unmasque MDR n'importe quoi ^^

[Tomáš - GTJ]

Sa reste possible ^^

[big mac]

A moin que tu est consommé une quelconque substance illisite en lui parlant...

[Tomáš - GTJ]

Du méthane pourquoi ?

[big mac]

EXPLDR non non juste comme sa je me disais aussi sa va le méthane change pas trop ta voi?

[Tomáš - GTJ]

C' est Gruntesque ^^ mais bon. Si tu veux être un bon grunt, bah sa passe par là